Random madness

" I know what you are thinking. That I always act like this. That I always make a mess and you have to clean it up. That's not the only version of our relationship you know. You mess up too. More than you can imagine or realize. Remember the time you got drunk in college party? What about when you got so jealous of me for winning that stupid debate? You are not perfect either you know. You have flaws too. Yeah am lazy. Also have a problem with authority. Maybe I don't listen to you all the time. And its you who always calls not me. But still you are also not perfect. You are so competitive, I mean you should thank me that I am lazy enough to not compete with you. You are so girly. Why they hell should your lipstick match your shoes? I can never understand that part - I dont think anybody does. And why do you get to get angry in every one of our fights. This time its freaking my turn to be angry. I am not going to mop around and wonder how to pacify you...